Sunday, November 08, 2009

Baby D


We all have that enduring inner child that keeps us young and silly. The Evil One, Prince of Darkness, Beelzebub cannot be caught traipsing around like an imp. He took his inner child out and loosed him on Hell’s inhabitants. Baby D is pure mischief. The Dark Lord is beyond roguery and it would be improper for him to be seen pulling “pranks.” That is Baby D’s domain.

Baby D’s voice is the squeakiest, most annoying sound ever. He talks nonstop and questions everything. Everything. He gives wet willies, wedgies, hot-foots, and Indian burns. He keeps secrets, tells secrets, whines, lies, complains, and spits when he talks. He is that obnoxious little kid that you have to put up with because his big brother is not to be trifled with. You will humor this kid because he really does have the ultimate intimidating big brother.

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